Jordan Johnson - Bad B-O (‘Bad Romance” Parody)
Just got out of a meeting with a potential new manager… things are definitely looking up after my crazy summer!
Man oh man, I don’t care what anyone says… the endorphin high you get from a hard workout is 10x better than any drug/medication could ever be.
Hey guys! My first comedy album, “The Parodies - Volume One”, is now available on iTunes! Click the link below to download it. :)
Have patience and all things will work themselves out for the best.
Remember when MySpace was cool? Yeah, me neither. But I still have one with ~140,000 friends, so go add it if you still use it. :)
Just connected with someone that works closely with a producer I knew forever ago… turns out they have a “camp” here in Los Angeles similar to the WEG/Johnny Wright camp I used to hang out with in Orlando. All because I heard him playing a song I really liked.
Feel really great about the future; really positive. Something that’s been missing since all of my mishaps over the summer. Really can’t wait to see what comes of it. :)
Oh look, I made a new parody.
Intro
“They can take everything away from me
But then my mom will just buy me a new one
So I guess I don’t really get what you were trying to do…”
Verse One
They say “I’m crazy”
I really don’t care
That’s my predicament
They say “I’m nasty”
On Twitter or Facebook or something like that
I really don’t give a [shhh] about it
So you can suck my…
Some ask me questions
Anonymously on Formspring
I’m all like, “Well I guess I’ll answer everything they say”
But then they question
Why I leave them wanting more
I guess it’s ‘cause I must be an attention whore
Chorus
Everybody’s talking all this stuff about me
They don’t get why I’m doing it
All publicity’s good for me and that’s why
I don’t care if what they see is
Not what I had intended
Verse Two
The worst part of all:
I’ll think you’re my “best friend”
But then I’m in jail, it’s like, “Where is Ben?”
They try to dig deep down inside to find
Something I tried to hide
And then I guess it’s like I can never confide…
Chorus
Everybody’s talking all this stuff about me
I wish I could somehow tell them:
“Everytime you say my name I get
A little bit more famous
That’s exactly what my whole aim is”
Bridge
Oh I feel like I’m running out of time
Can someone press rewind
On the clock in my mind tonight?
Hit me baby one more time…
Chorus
If anybody thinks I’m done
And over with I guess that means
I need a new publicist
Can somebody please help me out
I really need to figure out
How to get more YouTube views that this…
Outro
“Geez, that number is really low.
Can someone figure out how to make one of those, like, click script thingies?
That like, you know, those things that just automatically…
Well I know it’s not “real” but, I just care about LOOKING famous, you know what I mean?
Whatever, stop bitching and just… do it.”
I think today I’ll record an album’s-worth of cover songs and release them on iTunes. You know, just for fun. ‘Cause I’m like, that bored and stuff.
I’m thinking maybe some teen pop covers circa 1999? Like maybe some Britney and NSync. Yeah, that’ll be really butch and manly, and will totally quell all of the gay rumors I’ve been hearing about myself lately. Perfect!
